SERMON #4

Let's talk today about consuming something a little different, shall we? How about the feast of celebrities we all dine on?

What are they up to? Who's getting divorced? Who's got the eating disorder? Who's cheating on a spouse?

Eat it up--first by the spoonfuls, then by the wheelbarrows, then by giant Mack trucks filled with gossip and tidbits and CRAP about other people's lives. People who have done absolutely nothing to make a difference.

Why are you concerned with people who don't care about anything important and don't care one iota about your entire life? Maybe because you don't have one (a life, I mean).

And while you're at it, make sure those TV's are going all the time--round the clock sitcoms and "info-tainment."

Eat! Stuff yourself! There's always more. Step right up--your 15 minutes of fame have arrived! Let us worship you! Talk into the mic, look into the camera--we want to know EVERYTHING about you.

And after we've picked your bones clean, we'll move onto the next victim.

See those skeletons over there? They are all that remain of the celebrities you used to worship. That one on top? He was a member of one of those boy-bands you used to tear your hair out over.

Such a shame.

Such a waste.